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Well shit! Go to hell Bambi.

Discussion in 'General' started by Bugslayer, Jul 26, 2025.

  1. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    I take oxy all the time, try adding a can or 2
    of V8 juice to your diet, it helps avoid constipation
    without drugs. You don't want to become dependent
    on drugs to take a dump.
     
  2. Used2befast

    Used2befast Well-Known Member

    Wow! We must be brothers cause I cant take those pain pills either.

    Agree...don't make decisions when your in pain and healing. Just buy one of those whistles and install it on the front fairing... to scare the deer away :D
     
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  3. PatricksDad

    PatricksDad Won’t die a blob

    Opioids make me want to puke also. Got some anti-nausea that helped, when oxy was the only think that knocked down the pain for the first week or two.

    Did my clavicle in three pieces, 5 ribs (one bad in pieces), right radius complete diagonal break at wrist at end of Sept. Finally back on track in May.
     
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  4. ToofPic

    ToofPic Well-Known Member

    Heal up soon mang! And have you considered a name change??:Poke: From bug to deer?
     
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  5. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    I say Natty Bumppo!
     
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  6. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    4 pages in and no one asked who claimed the venision? This place has gotten softer!


    OP, glad that you're able to post!
     
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  7. Bugslayer

    Bugslayer Well-Known Member

    I ask but they wouldn't let me put it in the amber lamps with me.
     
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  8. britx303

    britx303 Boomstick Butcher…..

    Post #9 :Poke::D
     
  9. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    This assumes that someone was taking the carcass!
     
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  10. Used2befast

    Used2befast Well-Known Member

    Where i grew up in Ohio...if the animal damaged your property and you called the state patrol. They would immediately release the deer to you and if you declined they would throw it in their vehicle for their family :D

    Who is stupid enough to give free venison away?:whoosh:

    In Texas, it has to lie dead for vultures and coyotes no matter how much damage it has done to you or your vehicle. I can only say 1 thing. Ohio got the rule right.
     
  11. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    I was working in Somerset (south side of San Antonio) last year building an outdoor pavilion and kitchen. I had to drive past a rotting German Shephard that got hit along the highway. It looked like a wall kept and beautiful dog at first, but the job took a month and I had to watch that dog decay to a pile of fur and bones, it actually sucked seeing that dog rot along the highway.
     
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  12. Used2befast

    Used2befast Well-Known Member

    If it was a dog, I probably would have grabbed a shovel. Their family pets and deserve better. Sad.
     
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  13. Woofentino Pugr

    Woofentino Pugr Well-Known Member

    There was a bad crash in Baraboo the other day involving a deer. A car hit the deer and sent it flying through the windshield of a car coming from the other way. Killed the 29yr old woman driving the car. :(


    Seen the results of a similar crash first hand when I built conversion vehicles. A van came back to be rebuilt. It hit a deer on the pass front bumper and launched it through the pass side of the windshield. Luckily the only occupant of the van was the driver. Deer bent the pass front seat backwards and then it exploded in the back. Felt sorry for our service guy who had to strip the whole interior out so he could power wash the inside from poop,blood and guts. Vans body damage ironicaly wasnt bad. New bumper, grill, hood, fender and windshield.
     
  14. Big T

    Big T Well-Known Member

    In Oregon, the police take the deer to a local processer and then it gets donated to a food bank/ old folks home/etc

    The law was recently changed to allow people to take road kill home. I would have to guess he was in no shape to do so
     
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  15. SuddenBraking

    SuddenBraking Spit on that thing

    I almost hit one of these oversized rats today, and it got me wondering what the best course of action is/was.

    I was going about 75 when a little fawn decided that now was the best time for it to run across the road.

    I scrubbed off a fuckton of speed and did a rolling stoppie while it crossed in front of me, but what is the right move?

    Obviously using my rear brake would've been better (I didn't do that, which I need to work on), but should I have tried to veer left and go behind the deer (it was crossing from left to right)? I assume the answer is going to be "maintain trajectory and get on the brakes as hard as you can".

    That being said, what if there was no chance to avoid it? Try to make yourself narrow and turn sideways and lead with a shoulder to prepare for the impact?
     
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  16. ToofPic

    ToofPic Well-Known Member

    Wow..dejavu !! When I was akid,this same thing happened around Oconee National forest in Ga. We were deer hunting,going out for groceries,and the road was blocked.
    A huge buck had been hit,and thrown into on coming traffic.It decapitated this poor young girl.I won't ever forget that,such a horrible freak accident :(
     
  17. Bugslayer

    Bugslayer Well-Known Member

    Sounds like you avoided a similar mess to what I'm in. Glad you were able to avoid it. It may sound strange but I always wondered what I would do if a deer ran out in front of me. And this guy showed up so fast that I had zero time to touch the brakes or anything. All I could do was lock onto the handlebars and squeeze the tank with my knees and hope that I stayed upright when I came out the other side.
    I remember the impact but unfortunately I don't remember how I dismounted from the bike. And then I do remember slamming into the ground so there's that couple of seconds that I really don't have any recollection of. I don't think I lost consciousness.
    I had a bystander take pictures with my phone while I was laying there in the middle of the road waiting for an ambulance. In one picture where you can see where I'm laying further back up the road there's scrape marks from where the bike slid. It almost looks like maybe the bike was ghost riding without me for a while before it tipped over. Unfortunately I'll never know for sure. But I honestly think I got ejected off of the bike on the impact.
     
  18. Dave Wolfe

    Dave Wolfe EV Hater

    A taller bike probably helps here. On my former feet forward motorcycle my center of mass is probably the same as the deers.
     
  19. jrsamples

    jrsamples Banned

    GWS Bug.
     
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  20. Boman Forklift

    Boman Forklift Well-Known Member

    Glad you are doing better. I’ve found when starting to laugh, cough or sneeze, if I can put pressure into my body, with my arm/elbow area or both arms/hands or a pillow pressed against my bad side, it makes the pain much more tolerable. I’ve done the collar bone a few times, but ribs are the worst for me.
     
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