POWER SLAP!

I remember that shit being big in the weirder parts of Eastern Europe and Russia but never paid much attention to it.
 
This is, by far, the dumbest "sport" on earth right now.

Dressage? It’s white people having horses Crip walk and call it a sport.
Competitive eating. No need to expand, it’s stupid and not a sport.
Speed walking! A group of People polio walking but don’t actually have polio? Stupid and ghey as f@ck.
E sports. Argue all you want but chances are you’re finishing behind a neck beard with Cheeto dust on his fingers and is one monster away from diabetes.

not even top 10 but it is ghey and stupid.
 
They should just let people shoot at each other and get it over with
Give the people what they want.

I have a pacifist buddy that I used to try to convince that the cure for what troubles the world is for each person to get one bullet to do as the choose without consequences every day… :D like a worldwide purge
 
Dressage? It’s white people having horses Crip walk and call it a sport.
Competitive eating. No need to expand, it’s stupid and not a sport.
Speed walking! A group of People polio walking but don’t actually have polio? Stupid and ghey as f@ck.
E sports. Argue all you want but chances are you’re finishing behind a neck beard with Cheeto dust on his fingers and is one monster away from diabetes.

not even top 10 but it is ghey and stupid.

how about the Hobby Horse girls?!? You know how Lawn mower racing was the dumbest thing ever… yeah hold their beer and get off their lawn… the stupid isn’t even close to peaking I’m afraid…

speaking of… @Steeltoe needs to work one of those shows… :crackup:
 
I tried lawn mower racing a few times as a joke and for as stupid as it looks on paper, it was a riot.

but some people take it way too serious. :D

and yeah, I briefly looked at wedging a TZ 250 engine into one but figured out I’d never get it out of second.
 
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I tried lawn mower racing a few times as a joke and for as stupid as it looks on paper, it was a riot.

but some people take it way too serious. :D

and yeah, I briefly looked at wedging a TZ 250 engine into one but figured out I’d never get it out of second.

I set up and raced the Toyota Nascar guys and me on tricycles against kids to raise money for a children’s hospital… I’ll race anything… the kids all lapped us silly… :D
 
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