Okay time to liven things up a bit with some jokes!
- Thread starter Pepe Le Ghey Pew
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gixxernaut
Hold my beer & watch this
Who's there?
gixxernaut
Hold my beer & watch this
Hike who
(like I don't know what's coming...)
(like I don't know what's coming...)
gixxernaut
Hold my beer & watch this
Hike who fooled no one.
Gixxernaut just played along.
But I liked the joke.
Gixxernaut just played along.
But I liked the joke.
auminer
Renaissance Redneck
When I walked into the house from work today, I said to the missus, "I've been so damn busy today, I don't know if I'm coming or going."
She looked me right in the eyes and said, "You're going, honey."
"When you're coming, you look like a stroke victim trying to whistle."
She looked me right in the eyes and said, "You're going, honey."
"When you're coming, you look like a stroke victim trying to whistle."
auminer
Renaissance Redneck
A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, "Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night."
The priest is silent for a moment, and then says "Go home and cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp.
"And I'll be forgiven?" asks the man.
"No," replies the priest, "but it will wipe that fucking smirk off your face!"
The priest is silent for a moment, and then says "Go home and cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp.
"And I'll be forgiven?" asks the man.
"No," replies the priest, "but it will wipe that fucking smirk off your face!"
rd400racer
Well-Known Member
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony but you can never eat too much pie because the Sin of π is always 0.
gixxernaut
Hold my beer & watch this
We live in troubled times when someone can just trot out a claim like that and everyone just equines it with the truth.
Dick Dr
Man seeking Bikes for polyamorous relations
(watch me walk into this one)
Knock, knock
