Most famous quote of all time

[Yama-saurus]

“Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder, but don’t nobody wanna lift no heavy-ass weight.”

“Yeah buddyyyyy! Light weight!”

"Ain't nuthin' but a peanut "

 

[auminer]

Most INfamous, and one of the shortest.

"I do."

 

[Jedb]

Most INfamous, and one of the shortest.

"I do."

Also has the potential to double as most painful.

 

[Hondo]

No one goes there anymore, it’s too crowded.

 

[Critter]

"You don't have to be crazy.......but it helps"

 

[ducrcr]

The older I get, the faster I was.

 

[sharkattack]

People on ludes should not drive.

Me love you long time.

This IS a tasty burger.

Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How 'bout if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Purple.

 

[sharkattack]

(Cashier to the fat lady with the obnoxious kid):
That guy just bought all the water that we have; he bought every last bottle.

 

[Past Glory]

"Who tf said I like you"?
Maria

 

[MrGooch]

Et tu, Brute?

 

[britx303]

But, did you die?

 

[Kev59]

"It passed tech last time"
"Clubman legal?"

 

[Photo]

"It passed tech last time"
"Clubman legal?"

The carbs just need to be cleaned.It ran great when I parked it 2 years ago.

 

[ChemGuy]

Sumbitch!

"There's no way, no way, that you could come from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo' momma in da mouth!"

 

[StanTheMan]

Fuck yo couch.

Funniest sketch on Dave Chappell, ever!

 

[lee955i]

"'Tis but a scratch!"

 

[IrocRob]

"She turned me into a newt!........I got better."

"It's the crumpet, I suppose."

 

[britx303]

Oink oink, my good man!

 

[auminer]

I want my two dollars.

 

[auminer]

I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!
-Patrick Henry


"You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a poor with a rifle behind every blade of grass." - - frequently, and wrongly, attributed to Isoroku Yamamoto, but a damn good quote nonetheless.


There's a couple of good'n's in my signature