"I drank what? " - Socrates 399 BC "They couldn't hit an elephant at that distance" - Major General John Sedgwick just before he was hit and killed by a confederate bullet at Spotsylvania "I want you to go out and hit the pace car..." Harry Hogge
Yogi Berra had a bunch of them, but one of my favorite ones was........."When you come to a fork in the road, take it." As it turned out, he was actually giving directions to someone on how to get to his house. The last road that you turn onto had a fork in the road, which was actually a complete circle that brought you right back to the fork. So going either way at the fork would take you to his house
"You want it to be one way, but it's the other way". Marlo Stanfield "Oh yeah, the price of the brick goin' up". Also Marlo Stanfield
“If winning the world Championship was easy, a Frenchman would have done it by now.” - N. Chainsnatch.
"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side." "Better to be thought of as a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." "Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy."
You know, you know, you never know. Moderation in everything, including moderation. Opinions are like assholes. I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken. One doesn't survive crash landing an airplane twice without understanding the value of a seatbelt. Three Fitty.
“Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder, but don’t nobody wanna lift no heavy-ass weight.” “Yeah buddyyyyy! Light weight!”
Just what do you think you’re doing, Dave?. - HAL 9000 Ill be back - T800 That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do? - Private Hudson
